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This time in ascending order so that you'll have to keep reading:
Saying "up yours" to your superior over a vacuum-cleaner dispute (yes, WTF?) can get you into legal trouble while it's apparently not so bad to tell the ex-president to "eat shit". Sorry, for the language, I'm just quoting.
I haven't been watching F1 races for years, but it appears they're going back to the pre-Schumacher days of pit stop comedy.
"Boss, we're about to send a shipment of 30 tanks, spare parts, ammo and smaller weapons through pirate-infested waters, should we take any special security precautions?"
"What are you, a wimp? Why do you think they call it Russian Ukrainian roulette?".