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No, I've never been there and I certainly don't plan on ever going to a place which makes me scrape their flier from my car's windshield.

The way the economy is going, lots of businesses are probably considering more aggressive marketing methods. My suggestion:

1. Plaster ads all over your body.
2. Jump in front of a truck, train or cargo ship to catch people's attention.
3. Profit.